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Hail to the Chief, O

Author: Raymond Frost

When Congress had him in a bind
And there was any fighting
He led his party from behind
He found it less exciting
But when away his Party ran,
His place was at the fore, O
That celebrated,
Cultivated
Underrated
President,
Middle of the Road, O

He left them in their plight,ha ha
Because he would not fight, ha ha
That celebrated
Cultivated
Underrated
President
Middle of the Road, O

When to avoid Whitewater’s blast
To hide his friends proceeded
No lawyer, banker in the cast,
Acted as well as he did
Impervious to Starr’s attack,
His armor never showed a crack,
That unaffected
Undetected,
Unconnected
President
Arkansas PoliticO

For every implied deed, ha ha
Innocence he would plead, ha ha
That unaffected
Undetected,
Unconnected
President,
Arkansas PoliticO

When Monika laid on her Tripp
Of Presidential service
Our hero hesitated not
So marvellous his nerve is
He sent his bold denials in,
Of anything that smacked of sin,
That very knowing
Overflowing,
Easygoing
President
Pure as Driven Snow,O

To men of grosser clay, ha ha
He always showed the way, ha ha
That very knowing
Overflowing,
Easygoing
President
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